U.S. Patent #6,004,186
As someone who both breastfed and pumped -- albeit 13 years ago, I do not have a clue what's going on in this unintentionally hilarious photo of a "hands-free pumping bra." Has the technology changed that much in the past decade? Does this explain why I couldn't sell my breast pump in a garage sale ? Is there anyone out there who can tell me what's going on?
7 comments:
Wow. Look at the weird font!
Almost as weird as that bizarre contraption! Jesus, as if you don't feel like a dairy cow AS IS when you're breastfeeding! Now you can feel like a dairy cow on a factory farm.
Mooooooooooooooooo.
And not to mention that the photo itself looks like some weird 80's Senior yearbook photo.
I never ever looked that happy while pumping,and I only had one udder hooked up at a time.
Yeah, I tried doing the double pumping to save a bit of time...it's a bit off putting...
I have patented a double pump beer hat...
Maybe it's from a poster from the 80s showing women how easy it is to be a mom AND work! Yay!
That looks like something from a 1970s-era Woody Allen futuristic film.
LMAO. . .now that is multitasking! Now I guess if you tried whilst utilizing the Shenis (a female urinal), you would be a complete Goddess.
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