Fergie vs. Rebecca Eckler
Fergie: Goes on about her humps in songs and videos
RE: Goes on about her humps in books and newspaper columns
Fergie: Highly questionable musical talent, completely reliant on producers
RE: Highly questionable literary talent, completely reliant on editors
Fergie: Satirized brilliantly by Alanis Morissette
RE: Satirized brilliantly by Nine Gram Brain (who kind of looks like Alanis Morissette)
Fergie: Obsessed with brands, sings in My Humps:
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Caring, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
RE: Obsessed with brands, writes on her blog:
I realized there were a few things missing, namely a Prada purse, a brand new Roots purse, a pair of Puma sneakers, in the last few weeks...Fergie: Despite skankiness still admired by weirdo fans
But then there was a film festival party. I had just bought a new Theory dress two days before this nanny came over.
RE: Despite skankiness still admired by weirdo fans
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