Monday, July 10, 2006

Serial killers and conspiracy theorists

As faithful readers of this blog know, Tearfree believes the world can be divided up into two types of people:

  1. People who appear on the news after their neighbour the serial killer is arrested and say, “He was such a nice guy.”
  2. And people who figure out, before their neighbour the serial killer is arrested, that he is not a nice guy and, therefore, do not let their kids go anywhere near him. These people end up telling the TV cameras, “Yep, we always knew there was something not quite right with him."
Needless to say, Tearfree puts herself in category 2 and most Mummy Bloggers in category 1 (from which they will not emerge until they realize that it’s not bad to judge other people, especially serial killers.)

Yet another group of people who Tearfree places firmly in category 1 are conspiracy theorists, who never fail not to see what’s directly in front of their eyes because they are so busy imagining all the things that aren’t. Tearfree got to thinking about conspiracy theorists after reading the August issue of Vanity Fair.

An article on 9/11 conspiracy theorists reports that a lot of people believe 9/11 must have been carried out by Muslim-hating Americans because the World Trade Center buildings couldn't possibly have collapsed in the manner they did as a result of being struck by jets. For Tearfree, the essential problem with this theory is the fact that no one on earth had experience with what happens when a plane filled with passengers and jet fuel is deliberatley piloted, at high speed, into a 110 story building. Sure some experts had predicted the building would collapse and some that it wouldn’t but it's not like any of them ever actually had the chance to put their theories to the ultimate test until September 11, 2001.

Now, in such a situation, Tearfree would expect that the experts who had gotten it wrong and said the buildings wouldn’t collapse to say something like, “Hey, I guess I was wrong. And really, with the wisom of hindsight, it’s not all that surprising that a bulding would collapse under those circumstances.” But no, many of the "experts" are sticking with their dubious theories and claiming that the buildings must have been wired with additional explosives, which would also explain why there was a second bang. Now call Tearfree weird if you want, but she also doesn’t find it surprising that in circumstances like the ones faced on 9/11 that there was a second bang. Nor would she be surprised if there was a third or fourth bang. Frankly, she’s a whole lot more surprised that anyone would think a second bang was abnormal, but, maybe that's why she's not a conpiracy theorist.

Another “piece of evidence” that 9/11 wasn’t what it seems, as described by the conspiracy theorists quoted in Vanity Fair, is that the planes" black boxes were never found, presumably because they were incinerated in the buildings while the passport of one of the hijackers was picked up amid the debris on the streets of New York. Once again, Tearfree doesn’t find this the slightest bit strange and she wonders why anyone would, let alone base a conspiracy theory on it.

While Tearfree doffs her hat to the editors at Popular Mechanics, who spent a lot of time and energy with a special 9/11 conspiracy-debunking issue, she’s not sure how much effect it will have. If people want to believe this kind of stuff, is there anything you can really do to convince them otherwise?

Has anyone out there ever succeeded in changing a conspiracy theorist's mind?

Update: While doing blog research, Tearfree came across this freshly-posted classic example of Mummy Blogger thinking. She won't name the Mummy Blogger who posted it because that would be too mean, but it should suffice to refute those of you who think Tearfree is too harsh with Mummy Bloggers. Here goes:

The only problem I have with the whole "fight" thing is that it implies that someone is right and someone is wrong.

And how can you be wrong as an individual? Male or Female!

I mean yes..there are morons out there who are totally unhinged from this plane of reality and are just wrong....but when it comes to being a woman or a mother...how can one way be right and the other wrong?

Now, honestly, would you expect this Mummy Blogger to know there was a serial killer next door?

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is everybody?

kimberley said...

So, by that Mommy Blogger's reasoning, it would be OK then to hit your kids. That would just be an alternate "mothering style" that we mustn't judge.

What crap. Where did this "no judging" bullshit come from? Hey -- you blog about having one kid and never spending any time with her ... I'm going to judge. Does that make me a terrible person? And if it does, isn't the person calling me a "mean girl" for judging in fact judging me??

As for 9/11 -- what is wrong with those people? Another part of the big conspiracy is that it wasn't a jet but a missile that crashed into the Pentagon because no big chunks of fuselage were found. Ummmm ... it was the Pentagon!!! Walls of galvanized steel and concrete. And what exactly happened to that flight then and all the people killed on it? Have they gone to Xenu?

jacy said...

bingo, kimberley

this no judging thing is ridiculous.

as are the 9/11 conspiracy theorists

NineGramBrain said...

my sweet ass is like a conspiracy!!

Reject the Koolaid said...

Picking up on what Kimberly said isn't it a judgment that non-judgmental is best?

As a judgmental person, I feel judged to be inferior by a statement like that.

Now, I don't mind being judged but I do mind being judged by someone who wrongly believes they're not judging.

Hope that"s clear.

And I haven't even made the Margaritas yet.

alberta rancher said...

I don't judge you for judging, RTK. So long as you don't judge me for not juding you for judging.

And as long as you remember that the whole "Mad Cow/bovine spongiform encephalopathy" thing is totally a conspiracy. The man is just trying to keep us honest, pickup truck driving rednecks down, eh.

Emily said...

Oh, I'm in group 2. I don't trust anyone, normal or serial killer. Because who would have suspected that church-attending (wasn't he a church elder) BTK killer? We don't know our neighbors anyway, and I'm OK with that.

As for conspiracy theories - they're going to be out there, that's just how it is. Didn't Charlie Sheen recently go on TV and say that the U.S. government was responsible for 9/11 as some sort of military test? Now THAT'S just crazy.

Reject the Koolaid said...

No, no Alberta Rancher, you CAN judge me negatively for judging. That's OK. You just have to recognize that by judging me you too are engaging in the act of judging. So, unless you've had one hamburger too many and it's affecting your brain, that should be clear.


EMILY-- Got to admit I didn't follow the BTK case so can't really comment other than to say who said Church goers can't be deeply weird too?

Anonymous said...

Isn't Charlie Sheen always stuck in the revolving door at the local REHAB centre? jp

Emily said...

RTK - I didn't mean to say that all church-goers are straight arrows without any skeletons in their closet. What I meant though, especially in some areas of the U.S. (your small towns, the Midwest, the South), church elders, as leaders of their church, are seen as community leaders too - everyone suspects so-called obvious weirdos, but BTK even had his wife fooled...

But yes, anyone is capable of anything - you have no clue what's going on in people's heads.

Reject the Koolaid said...

Like I said, I'm not up on the BTK killer, but my first reaction to hearing his wife didn't suspect is clueless and/or denial.

Emily said...

Not to drag this on, RTK, but I agree with you in thinking she was in denial. Because honestly, who wants to think they've married a serial killer?

Reject the Koolaid said...

I take your point but what about all those women who write to serial killers in jail? I'd say they want to marry them.