As the winner of the Commenter of the Week, Jacy gets to pick today's Hottie and she's opted for the entire Paraguayan team. "They were almost uniformly hot," she writes, "without the bad teeth and for the most part, without the really bad hairstyle choices that afflicted Brazil."
Tearfree suspects this photograph, with its high-school yearbook-like pose, doesn't do all the guys justice, but then as yesterday's Hottie comment section shows we can't all always agree on these things.
Tearfree hopes that being our Hotties of the day is a little bit of compensation for the Paraguayans, who lost to the Swedes yesterday. We feel your pain, Muchachos and we'll have a Mojito or two for you this weekend!
12 comments:
We has some Paraguayan guys at the logging camp once. They were good workers.
i think you need more rigorous stadards for the Hotties. Ronaldinho, that aging German and, now, these guys. Sorry, but they aren't hot.
Where's Becks? He may be an airhead, but c'mon.
Howcome y'all ain't doing hot hockey players, eh? Don't you have any pride as Canadians? That Ryan Smith with the Oilers (Go Oilers!) is one interesting looking fellow.
listen, anonymous, i realize the group photo does not in any way make them appear hot. but trust me. i watched the game, and they were almost all totally hot. there was one bad hairstyle but it was mitigated by an extremely handsome face. i performed my task with grave seriousness. as i type this, i am currently scouting the netherlands-ivory coast game.
two names:
nistelrooy (spelling may be messed up) and drogba
hello hotness!
Sorry Jacy, Alberta Rancher is right. Ryan Smith is hotter and he doesn't evenhave his mullet in this photo.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Edmonton/2006/05/31/Smyth-on-TV_3.jpg
i don't make the rules on what sport reject the koolaid is monitoring for hotness. tearfee will have to weigh in, but i imagine that perhaps it was the international flavour of the world cup and the ease with which one can see the hotties -- no face masks, no helmets, no physique-obscuring equipment, bare waxed chests at the end of every game, etc etc -- that made soccer the obvious choice for a male hottie of the day contest.
Becks is over-exposed and his wife is frightening ... we mustn't encourage her protracted death by starvation by celebrating her husband. And he has squinty eyes. I agree he's hot, but he's no hotter than that aforementioned Dutch guy. Or even the Harry Hamlin-ish German guy.
Yes Jacy, you are right on. This a very clear example of the benefits of globalization.
It's Ryan's crossed eyes that do it for me. Oh baby. Crossed eyes, mullet, and missing teeth. Does it get better than that?
And there's plenty international flavour in hockey, too much, if you ask my hero, Don Cherry. Just look at Jussi Markkanen, he's from Finland. It doesn't get more international than that, eh.
http://www.edmontonoilers.com/roster/markkanen_jussi/headshot.jpg
damn it. let me try that link again.
http://www.edmontonoilers.com/roster/markkanen_jussi/headshot.jpg
Okay, the link wont post for some reason. But trust me, Jussi is one cute hockey player.
www.edmontonoilers.com/roster/markkanen_jussi/headshot.jpg
I'm starting to see why they filmed Brokeback Mountain in Alberta.
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