Meanwhile, the commenter formerly known as Randy and Paula, before switching back to anonymous, put in his/her daily appearance to clarify some of his/her contradictory previous remarks. It turns out Randy/Paula/Anonymous thinks “viciousness is wonderful” but only when directed at movie stars and A-list Mummy Bloggers, not the D-list ones Tearfree has been focusing on. Randy/Paula/Anonymous wants Tearfree to pick on A-listers like Dooce and Suburban Bliss, which Tearfree finds a little bit odd since she has nothing against either of those two.
What’s more, Tearfree does not share the enthusiasm of Randy/Paula/Anonymous for slashing tall poppies simply because they are tall.
The Tearfree mission, which will be elaborated on this blog shortly, is that you should pick on people and things that are dumb and lacking in common sense, be they Mummy Bloggers or anyone else. We are not so small minded that we pick on people simply for hitting it big.
Of course the motives of Randy/Paula/Anonymous could be somewhat more complicated. It’s possible he/she just wants to watch Tearfree get pounded on by the biggest Mummy bloggers of them all. Or failing that, he/she might just be wanting to draw attention away from one of Tearfree’s favourite targets.
Whatever the motivation, Tearfree is deeply supicious and is officially turning down the blogging request of Randy/Paula/Anonymous. Of course, all you other readers shouldn't let that dissuade you from sending in your own special requests.
4 comments:
Best blog post ever Tearfee!!! And congratulations on the shoes!!!
Your material is finely working for you.
You've really worked it out, Tearfree. America -- and Canada too -- we've got a hot one here today!
Hmm, where's Ryan today?
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