Thursday, May 25, 2006

Must be the hormones (Part 2)

Normally Tearfree doesn’t do celebrity blogging nor does she slag people off for their looks, but she is making an exception for Madonna, who – just her bad luck – happened to be mentioned in this dispatchfrom the Mummy Wars (Canadian version).

Tearfree wants to take issue with the widespread yet clearly erroneous idea that Madonna looks great for someone approaching 50.

If there is anyone out there who can make Tearfree feel good about not eating macrobiotic or spending three hours a day everyday at the gym, it is Madonna. All that money and all that health food, for this?

Madonna is living proof of that French saying that when a woman reaches her 40s she has to choose between her figure and her face although Tearfree’s not particularly wild about that figure either.

So how come men can forego the health food, do all sorts of bad boy things, and still get to 40 like this?

1 comment:

Alison said...

Tearfree, thank you for saying it. When she pranced around in that purple leotard with the cut-off pantyhose at the Grammys or whatever it was a few months ago, I felt ill. I don't want to see anymore of her ass. And while I agree she is toned, her arms are huge and manly and she just seems too sinewy and hard. I know my husband finds her to be one of the most repulsive women he's ever laid eyes on. Men would take a JLo body over that any day of the week.

And what's more, she is just so tiresome now. Oooooh ... daring .... being lowered to the stage on a glittering cross in the Jesus pose.

Isn't it time for her to go away?