Jack vs. Kiefer

IMPORTANT UPDATE FOLLOWS:

It’s no secret that Tearfree and the RocRebel Granny have their differences, and one of the issues that keeps coming between them is the whole Jack Bauer vs. Kiefer Sutherland thing.

Tearfree believes that this is one of those seminal disagreements that
illustrates why we can’t all get along.

Jack is dedicated to saving the world from evil terrorists and will always
do what it takes. He understands that life often gives us two bad choices and that compromise is necessary. On top of that, he is super hot and never swears.

Kiefer, on the other hand, is dedicated to partying and taking down Xmas trees. He lacks Jack’s gravitas despite his impeccable Canadian lineage.

No matter how hard she tries, Tearfree can’t understand why anyone would prefer Kiefer to Jack. Over to you, Granny?

UPDATE:

Granny e-mailed Tearfree to say: "24 got a little too violent and convoluted for me
after the first couple of seasons. And it was on against something else. We'd tape and then forget to watch it and if you miss one or two, might as well forget it. You'll hate this but I'm a Law & Order (all of them) and CSI person."

Not to worry, Granny. Season three was definitely not the best. Plus, you should be renting the DVDs, not watching once a week. Tearfree is eagerly awaiting the release of Season 5 (unless someone has a bootleg copy), because here in Canada, we have the really lousy Itunes where you can't get 24 legally. It reminds Tearfree of when she was a kid, back in the days before free trade, and she had to get Americans to smuggle her up Pepperidge Farm Mint Milanos. Really, how is it we can straighten out this softwood lumber thing, but no Jack Bauer season 5 DVDs until the fall?