…the incomparable, the always hilarious, and the sizzlingly hottest satirist in the blogosphere.
She succeeds day in and day out in satirizing material to which it is almost impossible to do justice.
Tearfree has been trying to get an exclusive interview with the winner but it appears she is celebrating Mother’s Day elsewhere. Please check into her blog and congratulate her and urge her to publicly accept this much deserved award.
Also, in the spirit of Mother’s Day, and because we have been told that naming the dumbest, most clueless Koolaid Mummy Blogger on the last blogging day before Mother’s Day is akin to “putting a bounty on Santa’s head and scheduling the execution for Christmas Eve,” and because we are aware that you all know who the winner is anyway, we are saving ourselves some prize money and withholding the award due to “electoral irregularities” among the Florida Mummy Bloggers.
Happy Mother’s Day to you all and Tearfree has one small favour to ask. While you're celebrating and sipping your Koolaid, Mojito, or other drink of choice, could you please spare a moment to think of some of the less fortunate mothers among us, women like Jack Bauer's Mom.
We'll see you all back here next week.
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Oh my goodness! You like me, you really like me! Gosh, where to begin? Who to thank first? Well, a hearty shout-out to my inspiration, who shall remain nameless, for providing me almost every day with some of the most ridiculous prose ever written. Thanks too to all the non-Koolaid-drinking Mommy bloggers out there who dutifully point out to me repeated idiotic turns of phrases, misspellings, etc. And to all the journalists who have provided back stories that add to the joy of ninegrambrain.
And my heartfelt thanks to the Academy -- Tearfree et al!
Or should I say:
I liek new i was like the hottest blotter i mean blogger out there. i am super-rhot, super-c00l, super=rich, super-talented mommieee blogger. and i have like the cuterst skinniest- like super cute ass. watch out, boonie fueller -- here i come!!! gaaaaa!!
An inspired choice, Tearfree. And hello, ninegrambrain!
Thank you so much for the joy you have brought to the blogosphere.
A valiant choice.
Glad you could make it, ninegrambrain. Have a great time at the after party amd enjoy the Mothering High!
And don't let any of those jealous people get to you. Remember you are the hottest, most awesome rockstar Mummy Blogger ever. Gaaa!
I e-mailed you, Tearfree!
Ninegrambrain is Becky. She is too clever. She has captured the attention of both her friends/fans and her enemies. Smart smart smart. She's one step ahead. I love how you give her an award here. She's got both ends of the readership on the hook. And if you seriously think ninegrambrain isn't Becky, then tell me this: why won't ninegrambrain dish her identity?? Tearfree - and the rest of the Becky enemies - YOU'VE BEEN DOOPED!
You are VERY WRONG, littlepinkcar. Can't you tell? It's me, out of character, and I can spell. Get it? No "dooping" is going on here -- if you meant to type duping, that is. And you see? Becky wouldn't know how to spell it or what it means.
Why won't I reveal my identity? Because I'm a nobody and don't need the hassle of all the Koolaid moms googling me, discovering my workplace or what I placed in the last marathon I ran in, and hassling me.
Or should I say:
Your just jelous!! Juesdon't reead it if you don't like my super- cool, super-waward-winning blgo!!
Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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